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Funny Golf Quotes

A selection of the funniest jokes, quotes and quips from professional golfers and celebrity golf fans including; Tiger Woods, Ben Hogan, Cameron Diaz, Lee Trevino, James Caan and Harper Lee. ”Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a...
British Open Best Seat

Was This The Best Seat At The British Open?

This is what it looked like being sat in the best seat at the 2015 British Open at the St. Andrews Old Course.
Golfer's Head Stuck In Bin

Drunk Golfer Gets Head Stuck In Bin

We've all had bad rounds of golf. Cursed under our breath, kicked our golf trolley or thrown a golf club in anger. But Dave Sayers's of Wolstanton Golf Club in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire had a truly unique way of expressing...
Will Ferrell Golf Rules

Will Ferrell’s Golf Rules At The Will-Powered Golf Classic

Will Ferrell hosts his own golf tournament, The Will-Powered Golf Classic. He's added a few rules to help spectators act with the appropriate etiquette for such a prestigious event.
It isn't just old men on the golf course

Golf Games Are Getting Far Too Realistic

Gone are the days of unrealistic golf computer games with poor game play. It's now possible to enjoy a realistic game of golf from the comfort of your own home. Like when you duff a shot and hit the ground... <a...
Golf Is Fun, We're Having Fun

Family Guy Poke Fun At Golf – Peter Throws His Golf Bag

Another reminder of what non-golfers think of golf. This time from Family Guy poking fun at the glorious game with a sketch featuring Peter and Lois going for a couples round of golf. Lois: So what do I do, just...
When A Golfer Tell's His Wife He's Doing The Dishes

When A Golfer Tell’s His Wife He’s Washing The Dishes

When a golfer tells his wife that he's washing the dishes. This is what he's actually doing.....washing his golf clubs in the sink.

Golf E Book Review – I Golf Therefore I Am..Nuts

Even if you are not much of a reader on a daily basis everyone needs at least one good easy to get into, not too taxing on the old grey matter summer read. There's time to kill waiting those...
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7 Funny Golf Posters & Golf Signs

Seven hilarious golf signs and golf posters including golf jokes, words of advice and just A Miserable Day On The Golf Course ...still beats a good day at the office. Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls ....on this golf course...
Old Man Fights Crocodile For Golf Ball

Old Man Fights Crocodile For Golf Ball

You might've read our 16 Beginners Golf Tips, you might have missed it. We thought it covered the main areas to help new golfers get a foothold in the game, but we were wrong. Apparently, a little golf advice regarding...